hobidy gobidy

My chest hurts my thighs hurt, my arms hurt my feet hurt.

For some reason i have "how much is the doggy in the window?" stuck in my head. I heard it sung as a song somewhere and it pops in my head every once in awhile.

Bud light sucks.

Spider webs that get caught in your hair are annoying.

Sneezes are fun.

I should go to bed, but I'm not sleepy. Should i stay or should i go now?

So you are probably wondering how all of these seemingly disconnected and unrelated statements are connected. First of all, look at the fourth letter of the third word in each statement. Do you see it? If not, try this. Think of your favorite pet (past or present) and say their name at the end of each statement. Still don't get it? Congratulations, you're not crazy. Your initial intuition is correct; the statements are disconnected and unrelated.