Tuesday, June 17, 2008

hobidy gobidy

My chest hurts my thighs hurt, my arms hurt my feet hurt.

For some reason i have "how much is the doggy in the window?" stuck in my head. I heard it sung as a song somewhere and it pops in my head every once in awhile.

Bud light sucks.

Spider webs that get caught in your hair are annoying.

Sneezes are fun.

I should go to bed, but I'm not sleepy. Should i stay or should i go now?

So you are probably wondering how all of these seemingly disconnected and unrelated statements are connected. First of all, look at the fourth letter of the third word in each statement. Do you see it? If not, try this. Think of your favorite pet (past or present) and say their name at the end of each statement. Still don't get it? Congratulations, you're not crazy. Your initial intuition is correct; the statements are disconnected and unrelated.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ummm...

Earlier tonight i was fretting and worrying over a girl from my past. I hadn't talked to her in several months at least, and out of the blue she texts me twice. One of the texts was asking if i would be at an event that a bunch of other friends would be at. Well i wasn't sure i wanted to talk to her. We had dated previously and had a bad breakup. Broken hearts, tears, the works. To be honest I'm not sure I'm completely over her. Or maybe i am over her but have lingering feelings of not wanting to be in a relationship because of it. Anyways, i talked to a friend and shared what i was thinking. Its a good thing too because my friend asked some simple but "cut to the quick" type of questions. Does this girl still like you? She didn't seem like it last i saw her. Is she a christian? Uhh sorta. Does she act like a christian? Umm no, I see where your going with this. I think i needed to hear that, and it made me think. If your interested in someone, look at their character. Don't look at how you feel around them.
This may or may not make sense to you. If it doesn't, i dont care. There is a lot of background information to the story that i left out. Its more for me recording a thought process to look back on down the road. However i do stress the last two lines. If you like someone, look at their character. Look at their morals. How do they align with yours? Don't trust feelings. Feelings change and will deceive.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Buy my art

Im sorry, I completly foregot to promote my redbubble account in my last two posts. Just pretend i wrote something funny, interesting, or otherwie catches you attention and makes you want to visit my redbubble.


Get creative on redbubble.com

Filler...

Filler:

A viscous substance to put in holes in wood to hide said hole. Used mainly by woodworkers.

A viscous substance to fill holes or voids in a wide range of materials including:
Wood, metal, plastic, ceramic, glass and Sheetrock. This list is not exhaustive.

Words formed into sentences to link one topic of conversation to the next. Or more simply put, Its what you say when there's nothing else to say. Which is exactly what this post is all about.

Question...

How do tou tell one girl that you like another girl when you know the first girl likes you like that and you are pretty good friends with both girls? The same thing could go for guys if you are persuaded that way.